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I didn’t mean for that picture to be the thumbnail. Mobile sucks

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Sep 10Liked by Machados Thirteen

Liked for the boob break as thumbnail. Too busy jacking off to read. Good post.

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Sep 11Liked by Machados Thirteen

I’m not opposed to tipping on principle, maybe just because I’m from an affluent enough family to tip well. But I’m only tipping if there’s an actual service where you’re waiting on me! Not going to tip for the stupid iPad, not going to put a tip in the tip jar at Five Guys!!! I don’t care, I will make eye contact with you as I manually type out the “Custom tip: $0.00” on the iPad and sign my name with my finger.

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The elites pitting the middle against the bottom. Truly, there is nothing new under the sun.

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2 hrs agoLiked by Machados Thirteen

Nowadays tipping in cash just allows for people to avoid paying taxes. If tipping were to be outlawed, the price of restaurant food would just be raised to compensate the difference, and the wages of workers would not be raised to anymore than they earned through tips.

The reason why the establishment supports ending tips is the same reason they want to end cash. They just hate when they don't get their cut. The non government people who support ending tipping are either swarths who want an excuse for their antisocial behavior or retards who believe whatever they're told.

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That is not asuka, that’s just a completely different red headed anime girl.

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Yeah thats not her at all. I did not look hard enough at it

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Frankly it could be anyone. It could be misty. That’s the only other anime redhead I know though

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Is that actually? I could have sworn that was asuka

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it’s asuka, she jus looks different

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Sep 11Liked by Machados Thirteen

I think the easiest solution to the tipping issue is just to get rid of brown people. Very simple fix

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Sep 11Liked by Machados Thirteen

I love the new tipping screens where they ask you for twenty percent or some bullshit. I get to act friendly with a smile on my face beforehand and keep even after I refuse.

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If the server is a woman I don’t tip, if the server isn’t white I won’t tip either.

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I would only consider tipping attractive white women because thats who I want to see more of tipping me

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In my town it is usually the Pentecostal families that don't tip. There are 1 or 2 families that are particularly infamous for not doing it. I've never not tipped at a restaurant myself, but it does sting (esepcially these last few years) seeing what it adds to the cost.

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Ah, maybe its a smaller town thing that a city slicker like me doesn’t see

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I tip generously because it is the blacks who do not tip. I have convinced friends who are also zoomers to tip based on this logic.

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This is actually closer to the boomer tipping logic then you would realize

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